{"id":246,"date":"2016-01-27T04:32:23","date_gmt":"2016-01-27T04:32:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wordpress\/?p=246"},"modified":"2016-01-27T04:32:23","modified_gmt":"2016-01-27T04:32:23","slug":"stair-lift-of-doom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/2016\/01\/27\/stair-lift-of-doom\/","title":{"rendered":"Stair Lift &#8230; OF DOOM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While travelling to Berlin in August of 2013, my brother Ethan and I hit a number of museums. \u00a0There was, however, one in particular that stands out in my mind, not for its amazing sculptures and artwork. \u00a0Nor for it&#8217;s ornate architecture. \u00a0But for it&#8217;s amazing stair lift.<\/p>\n<p>This unassuming, slightly different shade of steps rises out of the ground to form a single flat platform granting access to the museum. \u00a0I mean, this is James Bond evil villain lair level of accessibility. \u00a0If I ever build an evil lair, it will have this sort of stair lift (I now even have the cat to complete the Blofeld image as well).<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_247\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-247\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/IMG_1507.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-247\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-247\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/IMG_1507-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"Berlin Museum Stair Lift\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-247\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Berlin Museum Stair Lift<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While travelling to Berlin in August of 2013, my brother Ethan and I hit a number of museums. \u00a0There was, however, one in particular that stands out in my mind, not for its amazing sculptures and artwork. \u00a0Nor for it&#8217;s ornate architecture. \u00a0But for it&#8217;s amazing stair lift. This unassuming, slightly different shade of steps [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}