{"id":486,"date":"2017-07-17T00:43:18","date_gmt":"2017-07-17T00:43:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wordpress\/?p=486"},"modified":"2017-07-17T00:43:18","modified_gmt":"2017-07-17T00:43:18","slug":"if-its-not-one-thing-its-another","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/2017\/07\/17\/if-its-not-one-thing-its-another\/","title":{"rendered":"If it&#8217;s not one thing, it&#8217;s another"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it continues. \u00a0The trend of the annual summer breakdown of the Cadillac (my current chair). \u00a0The same battery problems that the chair had in 2016 have re-emerged. \u00a0The vendor plans to replace the battery (again). \u00a0But, as always, the repairs come coupled with a month of waiting for Medicaid to process the paperwork. \u00a0Presently the chair can make it roughly to the Capital Square and back before running out of power (roughly 1 mile each way).<\/p>\n<p>Due to the ongoing battery problems, I&#8217;ve had to alternate chairs. \u00a0But this summer, a new twist is thrown into the mix. \u00a0My old reliable chair of 20 years, the Tank, is starting to show signs of its age. \u00a0The wires are frayed and the arm rests won&#8217;t adjust, as we found out while catching the \u00a0plane to New Orleans. \u00a0Yet, it still worked fine the entire time in New Orleans. \u00a0But to top my ongoing list of issues off, the Tank began to act up the other day. \u00a0The chair&#8217;s top speed has now dropped to a speed so slow that while crossing the street, after getting off of the bus, I was unable to cross in a single session of the walk sign, leaving me worried about the rushing cars as the light turned green and I still had 6 feet to go.<\/p>\n<p>I just fear that one day old reliable will stop working all together, and I will have no properly functioning chairs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it continues. \u00a0The trend of the annual summer breakdown of the Cadillac (my current chair). \u00a0The same battery problems that the chair had in 2016 have re-emerged. \u00a0The vendor plans to replace the battery (again). \u00a0But, as always, the repairs come coupled with a month of waiting for Medicaid to process the paperwork. \u00a0Presently [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stayingfrosty.net\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}