While attending college there were many fun outings with friends involving some rather interesting antics involving my electric wheelchair. \u00a0One such story begins with a staff pie throwing contest to raise money for Cancer research. \u00a0One of my friends was on staff as a “Community Adviser” (the authority in the Residence Halls). \u00a0As such we could not resist any opportunity to smear pie all over the face of authority. \u00a0That being said, when I went to pie her, more of the pie wound up on me and my chair than on her face.<\/p>\n
That night, a friend helped me to bed. \u00a0He offered to take the chair outside to was the remaining whipped cream catastrophe off of the chair. \u00a0He first tried to drive the chair by standing alongside, and moving the joystick, a feat only performable by Vin Diesel in a Fast and Furious movie. \u00a0I told him, you know the chair’s a lot easier to drive while sitting, so sit upon the mobile death-trap he did. \u00a0As he rolled merrily out the door, several guys were standing outside smoking. \u00a0My friend stops the chair, stands up, and proceeds to walk away from the chair. \u00a0The smokers are left flabbergasted, jaws agape, having witnessed what they believe is a veritable miracle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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